About Pedalphilia

Pedalphilia™ is the abnormal attraction to cycling. Some people like to ride their bikes along the beach or to the corner store, but others REALLY LOVE their bikes. Read about the origins of Pedalphilia in The Thesis.

You might have Pedalphilia if you:

• Have more than two bicycles.
• Stay awake until midnight cleaning your bike with a toothbrush.
• Pet your bike lovingly and whisper sweet nothings to her/him on a regular basis.
• Prefer bikes over people.
• Think about taking a detour on a bike trip to engage in a sexual encounter.
• Visit a bike store and drool exits your mouth when you spot a two-wheeled, titanium beauty with Mavic wheels.
• Try to find bikes for bikeless people.
• Ride naked.
• Prefer bikes over cars.
• Try to find homes for homeless bicycles.

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